The Amazing Fish shall no longer agree with madmen in order to appease their lust for congruence.

The Amazing Fish notes recent reports that Near Western refrigerators have been under suspicious surveillance.

The Amazing Fish regrets the loss of riparian life no matter the cause.

The Amazing Fish regretfully declares a moratorium.

The Amazing Fish is uncomfortable with effusive accolades.

The Amazing Fish appreciates those who recognize good work.

The Amazing Fish announces his sponsorship of a new color that will be added to the visible spectrum in honor of the world's great and small philanthropists.

The Amazing Fish reminds the world that procuring original documents is merely the first step.

The Amazing Fish announces victory on the Sandy locker front.

The Amazing Fish does not allow bingo sharks to post.