The Amazing Fish proclaims humility to be the new black and demonstrates the how-to for the eager masses.

The Amazing Fish announces victories subtle but important.

The Amazing Fish resents the common supposition that he is on the cruel side of tomorrow when the facts are quite clear: he is pure kindness.

The Amazing Fish has learned that his identity has been compromised, thus jeopardizing his mission and American lockers worldwide; would that such a misfortune should also befall the Red Halo.

The Amazing Fish has been spammed and is none too happy about it.

The Amazing Fish shall no longer agree with madmen in order to appease their lust for congruence.

The Amazing Fish notes recent reports that Near Western refrigerators have been under suspicious surveillance.